My girlfriend and I owned a family of bears which we kept in my parents' closet. There was a father, a mother, and three cubs. One day while I was taking a cub out to give him a bath the father mauled me. I hit him with the bear stick that their previous owner had given me and turned him into a smaller bear. Later that day I went for a ride with two flight attendants in a hybrid mix of a bright green voltzwagon beetle and a pick up truck. I did these impressions of an old man that they thought was hilarious. We then went to the water park which closed early because a giant black lingering storm cloud turned into a frozen tsunami wave.
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