Dream # 49 Bears, Flight Attendants, and Tsunamis

My girlfriend and I owned a family of bears which we kept in my parents' closet. There was a father, a mother, and three cubs. One day while I was taking a cub out to give him a bath the father mauled me. I hit him with the bear stick that their previous owner had given me and turned him into a smaller bear. Later that day I went for a ride with two flight attendants in a hybrid mix of a bright green voltzwagon beetle and a pick up truck. I did these impressions of an old man that they thought was hilarious. We then went to the water park which closed early because a giant black lingering storm cloud turned into a frozen tsunami wave.

Dream #1789 The Pool

I was invited to a late night pool party at an old friend's house from high school. The friend was never specified. When I arrived at the party, however, the bouncer said i was too drunk to come in and that I would drown if I tried to swim, even though I could see empty kegs floating in the pool beyond the golden fence. So being drunk and discouraged I wandered around with a 40 in my hand going through all the sprinklers that I could.

Dream #3409981 Lector

Hannibal Lector and I were having dinner and he was making me incredibly uncomfortable. There was this unspoken understanding that he was my friend and he would never kill me, but still something about the way he was talking to me made me kind of suspicious. Just when he started getting extra creepy my drunk uncles came in and caused a scene. Then it turned into a party and Hannibal was stalking and lurking the unsuspecting guests. I tried to brush it off like nothing was going on. So then after forgetting about it I went into a back bedroom to change into my bathing suit and Hannibal walked in right after me.... "Oh my God, " I thought. This is where he's going to kill me. "Whoops, my bad", he said and slammed the door closed.

I'm sorry

Dear readers,

I apologize to all of you for not updating for well over a couple years. orrrr months? Either way I've been in a coma of regularity for too long and have not been confused or disorientated the way I should be.

From now on this blog shall be hot. Like hotter than the burn you get when you aren't wearing a shirt and you eat a cheese hot pocket too fast and a piece of it falls on your chest. That's right. That hot. We're going to experiment with a few new things and a few old things.

To make up for my absence, I bring you Dream Evil - The Book of Heavy Metal

The most devoted Swedish metal band that seem to have the right idea but have not quite exactly.....done it well. You'll see what I mean

I hope this patches up and hard feelings readers, and maybe we can just be friends for awhile before we go back to...ya know.

Love Always
Death Taco