Hannibal Lector and I were having dinner and he was making me incredibly uncomfortable. There was this unspoken understanding that he was my friend and he would never kill me, but still something about the way he was talking to me made me kind of suspicious. Just when he started getting extra creepy my drunk uncles came in and caused a scene. Then it turned into a party and Hannibal was stalking and lurking the unsuspecting guests. I tried to brush it off like nothing was going on. So then after forgetting about it I went into a back bedroom to change into my bathing suit and Hannibal walked in right after me.... "Oh my God, " I thought. This is where he's going to kill me. "Whoops, my bad", he said and slammed the door closed.
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