STEAM PUNK

Yes. I said it... Steam Punk. An artistic style that combines advanced technological devices with that old west, parlor type of charm. I am very moved by this style and I think more of America should be too. But why stop at technology? Shouldn't we all be wearing suits and dresses? Shouldn't we take a little bit more pride in our public appearance? I think so. What about the pollution problem? Ummmmmmmmm horses? Hello.

This might seem like a step back in civilization, but if you really think about it... is it?

My cell phone charger is lost i don't know what to do

My laptop broke I don't know how to fix it.

I drank to much flavored vodka

I don't know what to order at McDonald's


I agree that society has taken some awesome turns but can't we keep the good and adapt it into something greater?

Steam punk? fantastic.... Steam Metal. PHENOMENAL.

UPDATED: SINS!!!!!

Ok......oh boy. I'm so excited I can barely catch my breath.

(Clears throat) In case you haven't heard. The Vatican has released its new and improved deadly sins. (The old ones were kind of outdated we all can admit) Just in case anyone is a bit rusty on their seven deadly sins [Please refer to Seven Brad Pitt, Morgan Freeman] here they are along with a picture of their demon representatives brought forth by Peter Binsfield in 1589........

LUST
Asmodeus

GLUTTONY
Beelzebub
GREED
Mammon

SLOTH
Belphegor

WRATH
Satan
ENVY
Leviathan
PRIDE
Lucifer

OK This is a long blog but stay with me, it'll be worth it.
without further A-doo, the NEW SEVEN DEADLY SINS (along with their demon representatives)

DRUG DEALING
Pablo Escobar

GENETIC ENGINEERING
John Hammond
POLLUTION
Henry Ford
SOCIAL INJUSTICE
Jane Austen
ABORTION
Klara Hitler
EXCESSIVE WEALTH
Bill Gates
PEDOPHILIA
Pope

Well there you have it. Watch your step you rich, drug dealing, littering, dinosaur lovin', pieces of shit.....who am I kidding I'll see you in Hell. My friend is throwing a keggar.

Soon I will post my own list of seven deadly sins.
If you would like some more information of this check out CNN here.

What the Funk?

George Clinton (1739 - 1812), was an american soldier and congressman. He was the longest serving governor of New York....Fuck wrong George Clinton.

George Clinton is the architect of funk and he is amazing. There is really nothing else to say.

Crispin Hellion Glover

My new interest is in an actor by the name of Crispin Hellion Glover. Otherwise known as George McFly from Back to the future, or Willard from....Willard.

Crispin Glover is either a genius or insane, but he is more than likely not both.



In 1987 while appearing on The Late Show, he dressed as a character from the film Rubin and Ed, wearing a wig and platform shoes. He gets extremely distraught and confused and then tries to kick David Letterman in the head. Three years later he tries to explain himself appearing on the Late Show in a very long winded explanation that seems as if hes trying to explain that it wasn't him. It was. (or was it.) In another video he goes on to explain that he will never reveal if that was actually him or not since he enjoys the ambiguity of entertainment phenomenas. He explain in yet another interview that it actually was him and he was doing a sociological experiment to portray himself exactly the way the media portrays him as a "neurotic eccentric."


Around 1990 he released an album called The Big Problem Does Not Equal The Solution, The Solution Equals Let It Be. This bizarre album contains great hits like Clowny clown clown, a lee hazelwood cover, as well as a bizarre falsetto cover of a Charles Manson song. The album contains a puzzle that you are supposed to figure out and he gives his home phone number so you can personally tell him what it is. He later said he was surprised to see how many people figured it out. I was surprised that so many people listened to this album.

He has also worked in movie directing and apparently creates art that I cannot seem to find. and yadda yadda something about children's books

If anyone has any interesting information about Crispin Glover please post it in a remark.

I can't figure out if he is really really intelligent and is so above us all that we cannot even comprehend the concepts he is trying to explain, or if he is a damaged sociopath that accidentally stumbled into Hollywood and no one can seem to get rid of him. Like I said before though, he is either a genius or a psychopath.

Juggalos

The Juggalo culture is without a doubt one of the most interesting subcultures, still in existence.

Feeling socially rejected by either their families or age appropriate colleagues, juggalos and juggalettes have painted their faces to resemble pyschopathic clowns in order to "scare of the squares" and fit in with the rest of their brothers and sisters. It is NOT a cult and it is NOT a gang. Although there are shades of both within the community.

The music is not all that great, in fact its pretty terrible. It seems that the major attraction by so many fans is the release of being able to dress up in facepaint and be as free to be as crude as they want to be, while still being accepted by everyone who participates in similar activities.

Faygo is the choice drink of course.

I've spent many a night trying to figure out the juggalos. My underdeveloped theory is that is for the youth that wants to like death metal, likes the theories behind death metal, but for same reason cannot like death metal for whatever reason. They want to like rap. But they can't because they don't believe in the things rap is singing about. They need something more morbid. So they look to Clown axe murderer lyrics to live their lifestyle, and in the process get sucked into the juggalo lifestyle.

I will probably post more about Juggalos in the future, but I just wanna get something straight, (for my own safety) In no way am I insulting the juggalos, I just wanna research them.....and possibly disguise myself as one and walk amongst them.

More on juggalos to come......

WARNING: DO NOT WATCH WITH HEADPHONES

I don't really have to much to say about this video except I know it freaks some people out.

DON'T watch it with headphones and DON'T watch it if you have to go to the bathroom. There's a rumor that it contains a brown note (frequency that instantaneously causes you to lose control of your bowels and shit yourself)

If you're cool you should see how many times in a row you can watch it before you feel a little psychotic. My record is 27.

$142,700,000

This is No. 5 by Jackson Pollock, 1948.

It is the most expensive painting ever sold. It was a private sale sold by David Geffen to David Martinez for 142.7 million dollars.

I wonder if he wrote him a personal check or if he gave him suitcases full of cash.

Further down on the list Picasso, de Kooning, and Van Gogh dominate most of the expensive paintings.

Mayan Death Reign

One of the most controversial and underground bands of all time disappeared off the face of the earth about 3 or 4 years ago. Just as they were starting to receive some fan support, they disappeared into the woods like 2 ghost jackrabbits.

Today I was walking down the street and I stopped to pick up a penny. When I arose there was old man before me. He reaked of cigarettes and that stale sandwich smell in the back of the fridge, his hair wild and white with hints of red in it danced in the slight winter breeze. He looked at me with his one good eye (his other being bandaged), his pupil narrowed and he pursed his lips and throated in a raspy voice....

Death is sure, to those who wait.....

I said what?

"Sorry", he said clearing his throat. I meant to say that I think Mayan Death Reign might be in the process of making a come back album, you should blog about it.

OK I said proudly, I will.

Then he skipped away singing hallelujah its raining men.

Mayan Death Reign shall return.......and the prophecy ...may or may not be fulfilled.

In honor of this unusual encounter I give you this link of an oldie by Mayan Death Reign entitled Shaving Naked

Manly Fire Archers

manly fire archers

sh! cry free animal

F! rare Mayan chisel

My chalf rain eraser

Slay near death march

These are all anagrams of Ryan Michael Fraser.
Try it with your name and remark.

The Blog Begins

I have decided to create a blog. For what reason? You tell me.

This blog will include arguable anecdotes, confusion and possibly a daily dream blog.

I hope you enjoy it/hate it.

Hugs and Kisses
Ryan